Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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