OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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