I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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