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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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