The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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