jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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