I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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