just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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