so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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