I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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