youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
wow bdsm is so cute
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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