I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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