I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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