the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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