is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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