i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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