Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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