You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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