Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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