4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
