I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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