You're completely useless in the revolution.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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