You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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