You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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