I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
