Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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