just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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