Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
