4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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