See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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