And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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