so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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