she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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