As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I want a musical about memes.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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