I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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