its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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