I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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