Buhtt sex?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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