super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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