Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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