It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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