Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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