Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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