He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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