Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
