He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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