Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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