two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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