Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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