we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
