I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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