jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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