porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
