My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
