I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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