The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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