I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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